Such a stupid forest
Hard getting around
Worst part is that
Geno can't be found
I've been looking too hard
A little too well
Just got a feeling
That this place is hell!
Why I even came here
Just beats me
That's what I get for playing this on Wii
Should have played the SNES version
Oh, who cares now?
I'm such a legend
Guys, come take a bow!
This (Gotta get out!)
le- (Gotta find my way!)
vel (This is so hard)
is (Looking 'round the forest now)
so (Don't think this place lets me leave)
frea- (Can't really give up now)
king (I've come way too far)
hard (To give up now!)
Why is there some four-way
Mazes here?
I need a weapon
And maybe beer
No dude just stop dreaming
It's not gonna help
Wonder if Geno will
Be fine by himself
Now I come to think
He probably won't be
So I will get my ass over there
And help him just like
A real hero would do
Like in those stories
And some movies
Nowadays...
(Get a little root beer)
(Pour it down your throat now)
(That's refreshing, ain't it?)
(I just went disturbing)
Let's get back to
Finding Geno in this asshat's maze
I'd rather gurgle on mayonnaise
After screaming on and on
You'll sound quite strange
Don't blame yourself
Square could have been deranged
Geno was a doll
Imbued with life
To think he was carved
With just a wood knife
Sewed from joint to joint
It was a crazy thought
But he learns GENO WHIRL.
Oh when's it taught?
This (Gotta get out!)
le- (Gotta find my way!)
vel (This is so hard)
is (Looking 'round the forest now)
so (Don't think this place lets me leave)
frea- (Can't really give up now)
king (I've come way too far)
hard (To give up now!)
When you pass the four-way
Mazes now,
You'll meet a sight
One to make you "Wow!"
Tree stumps, leaves and arrows
Far as eyes can see
And a retarded bow
Shouting Yoda-style with glee.
I think that this place
Is seriously messed up
I'll grab that star piece
Then I'll esca-ape!
Gotta beat that bow guy
Because he has it
With help from Geno
We'll kick his ass~
(Get a little root beer)
(Pour it down your throat now)
(That's refreshing, ain't it?)
(I just went disturbing)
WE'RE DONE THANK THE GODS.
I'm through that damn maze now
YEAH I AM.
If I have to go back
I'll be damned
Other than a few things
I should be just done
This would be easier
If I had a gun, yeah...