Alex Mendez

Well, I was once a normal human being, living a depressed life in the material city of New York. I was an overweight nerd who was socially awkward and was made fun of because of the counterculture I lived in; a counterculture where the classics were king, and effort was needed for something to be good; a counterculture where all social norms didn't have barriers and everyone liked everyone. Just so happened that I was the only one that liked that counterculture. Well, me and this other chick...

You see, a couple years ago, during my junior year, a foreign exchange student from Romania took an interest in me and began to socialize with me. We talked and hung out alot and soon, she found herself embracing my countercultural idea. Pretty soon, we started dating each other, and like me, Elnora, the Romanian gal, was made fun of for believing in effort. However, instead of becoming depressed about it, she found an ambition.

You see, one day, I went to her house to hang out with her as usual. No one was home but her, which was normal, seeing how she lives alone, but I had the feeling that we weren't alone. Elnora met me in her room and took me down into the basement. In the basement, there were three things that struck me as David Linch-esque bizzare: 1.) There was a pentagramish thing in the middle of the basement. 2.) There was a scalie suit in the middle of the pentagramish thing. 3.) There was a portal, a blue, swirling portal, at the far wall; I was petrified in awe and fear.

I backed away, but Elnora ensured me that this will change my life for the better. She had me strip naked (at knife point), which I did sheepishly, and made me put on the so-skin-tight-I-could-barely-muster-a-breath scale suit and had me lay on the pentagramish thing, which I did almost immediately, due to lack of damn oxygen, and she walked around, chanting this mumbo jumbo, and I saw the light and passed out...

...and woke up a minute later in a temple like house, in a bed. It seemed like the suit has changed me into a light, skinny as heck iguanna, and it had me tripping out. Luppei, a handsome, big black puma, walked in to calm me down, and took me in as his own. I found out later that I'm in an alternate dimension where furrs, aliens, and humans co-exist on Earth.

So, starting off fresh, I lived with Luppei for about six months, working at his sex club, before buying a nice suite for meself. I still work with Luppei, and I now have a sow living with me; she's a lovely little thing. Now I am a successful, strong, loved and loving guy, ready to take on the world.

I love classic rock, classic film, food, video games, and working out on my body. Tattoos are also pretty cool too, as I have a few on my body. My favorite food is pork, my favorite drink being Dr. Pepper, my favorite movie being Goodfellas, my favorite band being Nirvana, and my favorite video game being any game being Mass Effect 2. I also like to cook and read; at Luppei's Shack, not only am I a sex worker, but I'm also the head chef.

I also love sex. I love relationships that builds up from starting a conversation, to dating, to sex; I get to know more about a person, and he/she gets to know more about me. I swing all ways, though cuntboys I despise having sex with; I am compatible with those who like to have fun, have common sense, have a decent convo, and have great sexual encounters. I love giving/recieving anal and head; I like to give it/recieve it doggy style, missionary anal style, and I love to 69. I can give you a ride of a lifetime, though I can recieve a mehish ride. My tail can give anyone a hell of a time, at the expense of my stamina decreasing rapidly; I'm getting better all the time. I like to bite (and to be bitten) alot, and of course I like all the cuddling, the hugging, the kissing, the snuggling and all that crap. I can do bondage, specifically racks and being hogtied; those are awesome positions; and being double penetrated while hog-tied, being filled up with hot, sticky cum, is the most excellent experience ever, especially if I'm hanging hogtied, and if there are multiple participants. But mostly, I just love the sensuality of sex and relationships; the emotional intimacy we have with one another is the greatest gift of all. I, eh, also have a secret blood fetish... heh... and I also don't have a problem with ferals... we all have a dark side sometimes, right?

I hate those who despise people just because of racial, sexual, religious, or any other stupid reason. I hate those who can't see themselves for who they really are, and instead see themselves as either great beings or horrible devils. I hate lima beans and Diet Dr. Pepper, for they are the foods of Satanists. I hate extreme political/religious extremists that preach their unreasonal bibble babble. I hate Uwe Boll and the Friedberg/Seltzer duo, for they are the prophets of the underbeast; as is the untalented wastes that pass off as revolutionary music these days.

I hate those who can't RP worth a lick, those who can't RP coherently or those who RP hyperbolicly. I despise bathroom antics, watersports, scatplay, and underage play.

Well, you can see my physical attributes on the top part of the profile; the only things I can describe to you are my clothes; the fact that I now have a muscular disposition; that my hair is spikey and long, with braids down the sides of my face, held together by golden rings; and that I have a more American accent than anything else. Oh, and I have an 11 x 3 inch cock, human. Yesh... and my personality.

My casual clothes consists of a white buttoned t-shirt [opened], a black tang-top underneath, black, baggy as hell bell bottoms, and wooden sandals. For my work uniform, I wear a one-piece leather suit and leather boots, with black eyeliner, black lipstick, and four golden earrings on each ear.

I am generally a kind, cheerful person who loves to have fun and who wouldn't mind the occasional adventure or two that dosen't have to do with a room of some sort, or a cave... I am a switch, meaning I dom and sub. As a dom, I am a passionate lover who wants to get beyond the maximum amount of pleasure for his fellow lover(s). As a sub, I'm as passionate as I am when I'm a dom.