Manus, God of the Planes of All Existence

I NEED NOT EXPLAIN MYSELF HERE! But I will... peasants.

I am Manus, GOD OF ALL PLANES OF EXISTANCE! I was ALWAYS here, and NO, I NEED NOT justify myself!

Now, I created all you LOT because I needed something to preoccupy myself with! War, famine, death... balanced with love, comfort, and understanding.... IT'S A WONDERFUL COMBINATION!

However, I find these abominations... wait, hold on *clears throat* ABOMINATIONS that you mediocre dunces created! Characters beaten and molested by parents since infant age; bullied and raped at school while the teachers mock and mock; living in teh ghetto and fending for yourself; prepostuous, unbelievable characterization! If you were living in my plane of existance, my personal plane of existance, you know how your character will be treated? With a slap across the face and a firm talking to by one of the Royal Guards of Manusopolis (don't like it? BANISHMENT INTO THE NADIR OF PAIN KNOWN AS THE ROOM! WHERE A MONSTEROUS CREATURE NAMED LISA WILL TEAR YOU APART, AND YOU WILL BE FORCED INTO PLAYING FOOTBALL! IN WEDDING TUXES!), being called out on your bullshit!

Now, as of now, I will be residing here, at the plane of existance called "Yiffy International". One of my underlings must've created it because... boy.... no random bolding or italicization will be able to describe this "High Octane Nightmare Fuel" world.

I am your ALMIGHTY GOD, MANUS! If I come about brash and rude, don't take offense; it's just how I act. I don't care if I offend. Caring is not in my agenda; mocking PIPSQUEAKS WHO CAN'T RP IS! Am I a troll? Well...yeah...

DUUUUURPH!

I wouldn't be your God if, say, I was completely tolerant of your actions!

That being said, those who are not righteous simpletons will be treated with the upmost respect from me.

SMILEY SMILE!