Raymond Fortner

You are a Red Panda, but from Northern Europe, correct?

... What are you, a bloody interrogations officer? Yes, yes, that is correct. My mother is Chinese and my father European. I was born in Coventry, England.

 Where is your family now?

I imagine my father is still in Coventry. My mom's visa ran out soon after I was born... am I going to need lawyer?

 Maybe later. What were your experiences growing up?

Great, now I'm in psychology. Look you daft pair of gams, I grew up in Coventry with my father, went to high school, graduated, and then went to university. Did I smoke? Yes. Drink? Yes. Any 'illegal' grass? Hell yeah. Now, can I leave? I have a very busy schedule with watching the wallpaper in my office peel. 

It says here you got into a few altercations during both High School and University.

 You will also see under your pile of paperwork, that I am a male. Young prats pick fights with each other all the time, I wasn't going to just sit back and take a black eye whenever the same was done to me.

It was stated that you've dated both males and females?

... now you're just trying to brass me off. I can see you are leading to something here, but I'm having trouble seeing what.

 You are familiar with a Lynx named Jason Kern?

I have a feeling the question is rhetorical, as you and I both know the answer... but I will humor you. Yes, I knew a young male by that name.

Then you also understand that he is dead, and reached that state by your hands, in what you claimed was in self-defense.

Ah, so that is what this is all about, eh? You're just another writer, looking for her big break as a journalist. I'll tell you about Jason Kern. For two years me and him had our bit of fun, but the boy was an addicted gambler, and got himself into a fancy mess. He tried to force me to help at gun point, we fought, and I got the bit of iron from him. Now Jason was on something, and wasn't thinking straight. He attacked, I pulled the trigger. You want me to say I was shocked? Sure. Was I scared? No. Confused? Not at all, I'm perfectly aware of what happened, and I don't feel bothered in the least. 

Now, Mr. Fortner, witness's said they heard multiple gun shots. So is your story what really happened?

 As far as you'll ever know it is.